Google Launches Payment Service, Competing With PayPal

Google Inc. yesterday unveiled its long-anticipated service for helping consumers make purchases online, setting up a potential rival to eBay Inc.'s popular PayPal system. Called Google Checkout, the service holds consumers' credit card numbers and account information for a "one-click" shopping experience at participating retailers. This means shoppers won't have to spend time entering such information at every online store where they buy something. For More

InfoSpace Launches Mobile Content Store

Leveraging one of the largest mobile content catalogs in North America, InfoSpace, Inc. (Nasdaq:INSP - News) today announced the launch of Moviso®, a mobile entertainment superstore located at www.moviso.com. Consumers now have direct access to the latest content including the chart topping ringtones of Sean Paul, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dem Franchize Boyz, Cherish and Gorillaz; popular voicetones from hits like "Napoleon Dynamite," cool graphics and exciting mobile games; as well as user-generated content. Moviso content is currently available to mobile subscribers of Cingular, Sprint Nextel and T-Mobile. See Full Story

Shezad Roy & Miss England with Pakistani Prime Minister

Pakistan's Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz (C) poses with Miss England 2005 Hammasa Kohistani (L) and Pakistani pop singer Shehzad Roy during a meeting at Prime Minister House in Islamabad.

Shezad Roy says: Zindagi (Life) is inspiring. Its inspiration lies in the unique experiences we go through daily. Some of them are sweet and some bitter. We try to undo the effects of the bitter ones by either forgetting them or by extending a helping hand to the ones who are suffering. Its only then that we know how many other hands are there to join in for the cause, its only then that we realize how many more hands are needed. See his effort at:http://www.zindagitrust.org/#

Corporate Love Letter

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

( HR Executive )

Swiz during winter

 

Device for re-grow teeth and bones.

Set of teeth on display at a dental show. Snaggle-toothed hockey players and sugar lovers may soon rejoice as Canadian scientists said they have created the first device able to re-grow teeth and bones.(AFP Story)

 

On of the Classic Picutre of 2006

 

Russian Mobile Content Market Shows 53% Y-O-Y

Mobile services today, is much advanced having about 50 kinds of content services. They give information on weather forecasts, daily currency exchange rates, traffic conditions, and legal advice. Other facilities on the mobile phones are pictures, ring tones, games, acquaintances, and jokes. Full Story at:http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/2006/06/26/1694866.htm

 

Football Fiesta

 

Gay Pride Parade

For equal rights : Thousands of people participate in the Gay Pride Parade in Paris. (AFP)

 

MEN vs WOMEN

• Men: All men are extremely busy. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. Although they don't really care for them, they always have oneAround. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from theirMistakes and still try their luck with others. Women: The most important thing for a woman is financial security. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag". Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you

Nice Funny Pic

 

Value of Professional (Good One)

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars. "What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill." The man sent a bill that read: Tapping with a hammer ......................... $ 2.00 Knowing where to tap ......................... $ 9998.00 Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference

Who would be the winner of the 2006 World Cup?????

Do you know something interesting about FIFA World Cup Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, he had won this title for the last time in 1970. If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964 Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that only in 1978. And by adding 1978 + 1986 = 3964 Germany, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won in 1974. Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964 This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002, since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup (In fact 3964 - 2002 = 1962). And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won the 2002 World Cup) This numerology seems to work........ And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 World Cup????? Let's see, 3964 - 2006 = 1958 And who won in 1958?......... Oh,Brazil did!!!

Chines University Graduates at Job Fair

University graduates hand in resumes at a job fair in a university in Shanghai December 9, 2005. Using microscopic earphones and wireless devices, Chinese students upped the ante in the high-tech battle to counter cheating during university entrance exams this month, putting some in hospital as a result. Reuters

 

HOLLYWOOD IN 2037

 

Japan announces decision to pullout troops from Iraq

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi announced Tuesday at a press conference that Japan has decided to withdraw the Ground Self-Defense Force troops from Iraq, Kyodo News reported. Full Story at:http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-06/20/content_4721328.htm

Something Interesting........

 

How to Treat a Rude Customer…

An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Penguin Goes Mobile

A gaggle of big-name operators wants to bring a standardized Linux-based software system to the mobile world. The move could be more of a threat to Symbian Ltd. , in the low-to-medium end of the market, rather than high-end enterprise smartphones powered by operating systems from Microsoft Corp. (Nasdaq: MSFT - message board) and others. Full Story at:http://www.unstrung.com/document.asp?doc_id=97397

Brazilian Smiles at World Footbal Cup 2006

Brazilian fans smile at one another at Munich's World Cup Stadium ahead of the opening round Group F World Cup football match between Brazil and Australia.

 

Happy Fathers Day!

 

Bill Gates leaves Microsoft to focus on philanthropy

ELEANOR HALL: Microsoft founder, Bill Gates, has announced he's preparing to walk away from the business that made him the world's wealthiest man, to concentrate on giving away his fortune.After revolutionising the world of computers, Mr Gates has announced he'll be leaving his day-to-day role at the software giant and will instead be devoting his time to helping the poor.Finance Correspondent Andrew Geoghegan reports. Full Story at:http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2006/s1664707.htm

Only In India............

 

Great Combination of Blue with Fish & Boat in Sea

I really impressed to see this beautiful & classice combination of blue colour. And Concept of boat in storm while a fish is travelling beside the boad. Amazing.......

 

An Anti-war activist in USA

An Anti-war activist rests her hand on a flag-draped coffin representing the soldiers that have died in Iraq during a protest in front of the White House in Washington, June 14. The US military death toll in Iraq has neared 2,500, moving like a shadow behind President George W. Bush's efforts to gain momentum from last week's burst of good news from the war-torn country.

 

President Musharraf with his Iranian Counter Part at SCO Summit in Shanghai

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (L) and Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf pose at a summit of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO) in Shanghai June 15, 2006.

Chinese Women Pregnant with at least Five Babies

Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China's northeast Jilin province, Sunday, June 11, 2006. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75

 

Google releases Picasa Web Albums test

Building on the success of Picasa, Google has launched Picasa Web Albums to allow Picasa users to upload their images to the internet and share them.It's designed to look like Picasa, with its simple interface and easy upload tool that requires just a couple of clicks to start the process. Full Story at:http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/news.php?newsId=3635

Amazing & Hilarious

One of the Best Photo of 2006

GSM mobile user base set to touch 2 billion

This weekend, the mobile phone industry will connect the 2nd billionth GSM mobile phone user in the world, the GSM Association (GSMA) said in an official release issued today.New users are signing up at the rate of 1,000 per minute (just under 18 per second) to services that include both second generation (2GSM), as well as third generation (3GSM) services - for which there are already more than 72 million users in the world, GSMA said. Full Story at:http://www.business-standard.com/common/storypage_c.php?leftnm=11&bKeyFlag=IN&autono=1871

Football World Cup Fever

A soccer fan has his hair shaved in a football pattern for the 2006 World Cup

 

Life Line!!!!!

Why is it we can feel so good one day and bad the next for no apparent reason? Is it just luck or chance that makes things go well for us today and badly tomorrow? Life may have its ups and downs, but life does not have to be an uncontrollable roller-coaster! Life line travels like ECG Machine’s wave which appears on screen -------- ups---------downs----------and tells that life is going on but when its appear straight then its end of life. So we don’t worries about downs & ups of life, ------- Its life line--------- But we can spot what — and who — is causing things to go wrong in our life and should recognize our friends. Correctly tell who to trust — and listen to — before it’s too late.

Hardcore of Footbal!!!!!!!!!

 

Sale of Mobile Applications Soaring in Asia

The CellCity, Asia's #1 mobile MegaStore has announced its campaign to allow content and software developers upload and sell their products at www.thecellcity.com. The strategy is part of the company's effort to keep pace with the volume and customer demand for mobile applications (especially in English and Chinese) in the region. Full Story @: http://www.symbianone.com/content/view/3343/

THE LAP OF GOD (Special Thanks to Imran Aslam)

This is a midnight view at DATA SB (A Famous Sufi Saint of Pakistan at Lahore). Every nigt carries the same view where thousands of people comprises of labourers, daily wagers, patients and their attendants, court case victims, lost chlidren, poor women, old people kicked off by their families and society and every human being who is rejected by OUR society resides every night in the lap of Data Sb. Where they get food, clothes, shelter enjoyment share their sorrows with each other, Data Sb and ultimately with GOD. Thats why i called it 'The Lap of GOD'.

by Imran Aslam Bajwa

mailto:greaterimran@ Yahoo & Hotmail

ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH!

Children's Day in Russia

Girls wave flags during a children's carnival marking Children's Day in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk in RUSSIA

 

Yahoo headquarters in California.

The Yahoo headquarters in Sunnyvale, California. Internet giant Yahoo have overhauled its online picture-sharing service to create a venue "for the masses" to share digital images with family or friends, the company has announced.

 

Can You Do This?

 

Sony Ericsson introduces its new Java™ Platform 7 mobile phones

Sony Ericsson has revealed the successful ingredients of its Java™ Platform 7, the market-leading and backwards compatible developer platform for creating compelling games and imaging applications for Sony Ericsson mobile phones. Sony Ericsson introduces multitasking and achieves market-leading gaming performance with new Java™ Platform 7 mobile phones.....complet Story: http://www.symbianone.com/content/view/3342/

Football World 2006

Play fair : An activist staging a street play to protest against the unfair treatment of workers producing sports goods, wears a tattoo featuring an altered World Cup logo, during the so-called "Fan Party" in front of Berlin's Brandenburger

Nokia, Moto release music phones in US

Nokia and Motorola are introducing new cell phones in the United States that are capable of storing music downloads. The Nokia N91 comes with a brawny 4 gigabyte hard drive and can download music via Windows Media Player or wireless LAN, and it is possible to ship playlists to friends via Bluetooth. The N91, part of Nokia's Nseries, retails online at $600. For more details:http://www.upi.com/Hi-Tech/view.php?StoryID=20060605-111742-3784r

One of Unwirepark partner Opera releases Mobile Mini 2.0 browser

Opera has released a new version of its web browser for Java-enabled mobile phones. The free Opera Mobile Mini 2.0 software offers improved access to webmail and mobile news, as well as integrating download functions into the phone. "The 2.0 upgrade has added a number of features, including the ability to download MP3 files and images directly to the phone, more default search engines and bookmarks on the home page," said Ben Gross, an analyst at Ferris Research.... for more details:http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2157685/opera-releases-mobile-mini
Opera mini can be downloaded free from Unwirepark as well:http://www.unwirepark.com/

Extreme of Innocence!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Motricity Deutschland Introduces Mobile2Day.de in Mobile Device Format

First Portal with Real Web Functionality Designed to Run on Mobile Devices NICE, France--(BUSINESS WIRE)--June 6, 2006--Motricity Deutschland, a division of Motricity, Inc, a global leader in mobile marketplace management, announced today that it has launched software application Web site Mobile2Day.de in mobile device format. The new portal will be one of the first of its kind with real Web functionality that is designed to run on mobile devices........

Bird Flu Is a `High Risk' for India, Pakistan, World Bank Says

June 7 (Bloomberg) -- Bird flu is a ``high risk'' for India, Pakistan and other South Asian countries because of the number of poultry kept in the region, where a spread of the virus among humans would cause a recession, the World Bank said. ``The economic consequences of a human-to-human transmission would be gigantic,'' said Julian Schweitzer, the World Bank's director for human development in South Asia. ``There would be huge economic disruption - trade, goods, food, and transport of all types.'' No human cases of the H5N1 strain of avian influenza have been reported in South Asia even as hundreds of thousands of chickens were culled in India, Pakistan and Afghanistan since February to contain outbreaks in fowl, the World Bank said in a June 5 statement. The virus may create a flu pandemic if it mutates into a form that's easily spread among people. For more details:http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000101&sid=aldxCtAhzFfo

some where sunrise & some where sunset

 

Google plans to launch a Web-based spreadsheet

Google plans to launch a Web-based spreadsheet program on Tuesday, as it continues building a collection of office productivity applications to compete with Microsoft, according to published reports. Google representatives could not be reached for comment. In March, Google acquired Writely, a Web-based word processing application, that, like Google Spreadsheets, doesn’t require users to download any software to their PCs to use them. For more details:http://www.cio.com/blog_view.html?CID=21776

Beauty of Innocence

Telenor Pakistan awarded for outstanding foreign investment

Pakistan Press International Via Thomson Dialog NewsEdge)Karachi, June 03 (PPI): Telenor Pakistan won first Telecom Excellence Award for bringing in outstanding Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) in GSM telecom sector, an amount that now stands at nearly USD 600 million over last 2 year, with direct contribution to exchequer of approximately 4 Billion Rupees. Given by Federation of Pakistan Chamber of Commerce and Industries (FPCCI), award is meant to recognize role of telecom sector in the country....for more details:http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/2006/06/05/1669758.htm

Pakistan poised to become Asian Tiger, UPI

WASHINGTON: Pakistan, according to one commentator, is poised to join China and India as one of Asia's new “tiger” economies.A commentary released by United Press International (UPI) said Pakistan has enjoyed US financial support that has paved the way for new private investment and is turning the country's period of military rule into an economic success story. “The publication Monday of the Pakistan government's budget demonstrates this dramatic change in the country's financial fortunes, with surging growth and new investment plans that suggest the world's second most populous Islamic nation is poised to join China and India as one of Asia's new ‘tiger’ economies. For more details:http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2006%5C06%5C06%5Cstory_6-6-2006_pg5_13

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

 

Brain Child of Umar Akram

See last Newsletter of Unwirepark: http://www.unwirepark.com/newsletters/may06/index.htm

• Unwirepark: www.unwirepark.com

• Mobile Weaver: www.mobileweaver.dk

• A Wireless Story of Umar Akram: http://mweaver.blogspot.com

One of the best snap of 2006!

Nokia Has Big Plans to Turn Your Cell Phone Into a Remote Control for Electronic Life

Harry Santamaki vows to take a sip of cod liver oil from the bottle on his desk if he ever utters the word "phone."That's odd, considering Santamaki works at Nokia, the largest mobile-phone maker in the world."We are forbidden to call them `phones,' " said the vice president of multimedia strategy and business development. Instead, they're "multimedia computers."...... for more details: http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060604/NEWS/606040380/1001/BUSINESS

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!

When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When I sick, I Black, And when I die, I still black. And you White fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray. And you calling me Colored?

Wonderful Bee Man

 

Java Interview attended by Banta Singh !!!!!!!!!

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? Ans. Terms are different ... nothing more
Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? Ans. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ? Ans. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ? Ans. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ? Ans. Non living things can't communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ? Ans. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture? Ans. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ? Ans. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ? Ans. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called ? Ans. Who is update method?
Q. What is JAR file ? Ans. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI ? Ans. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script? Ans. I will give invitation.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?Ans. I will go and enquire in the bus dep ot.
Q. What is serialization ? Ans. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ? Ans. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ? Ans. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ? Ans. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

Microsoft,Yahoo & eBay team in battle against Google

NEW YORK: Is online auction company eBay Inc. an acquisition target? There is speculation that Microsoft is targeting it in order to merge it with its MSN and take on Google more effectively. Media reports indicated that the two companies had been in talks and are now in the process of examining possible anti-trust implications on such a merger. Once the legal hurdles are clarified, the negotiations are expected to resume in full strength, the reports suggested. For more detial plz visit: http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/6910.html

China Mobile parent snaps up Millicom to become global player

Detail Story is here, plz click : http://www.telegeography.com/cu/article.php?article_id=12765

Google And Dell Team Up

London - Done Dell Deal: In today's cutthroat battle of the tech giants, teaming up seems to be the current strategy of choice--and it doesn't seem to matter if the turf is software or the Web. Take Google's (nasdaq: GOOG - news - people )'s recently announced deal with Dell (nasdaq: DELL - news - people ), which will entail that consumers who buy the computer maker's PCs will get some of Google's software already installed on them. For more details: http://www.forbes.com/2006/05/26/google-dell-microsoft-cx_po_0526autofacescan07.html?partner=rss

History of the rise and fall of Rome

Estonian sand sculptor Kirke Kangro works on a creation that tells the history of the rise and fall of Rome in sand, as part of the World Sand Sculpture Festival in Brighton, May 31, 2006. Nearly 10,000 tons of special sand shipped from Holland has been used to create the exhibition which runs from June 1 until September 10, 2006. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor

At the end of the day MOTHER is MOTHER!

 

Mobilink to issue Rs 3b 7-year bond on Wednesday

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 KARACHI: Mobilink, Pakistan's leading private cellphone service provider in terms of market share, plans to issue a Rs three billion bond to expand and upgrade its network, an official associated with the transaction said on Monday. Mobilink, a unit of Egypt's Orascom Telecom Holding, plans to issue the seven-year bond on Wednesday with a green shoe option of Rs 500 million, said Salman Jafri, chief fixed-income dealer at Jahangir Siddiqui Capital Markets, one of the three lead managers and advisers for the transaction.......... For more details: http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2006%5c05%5c30%5cstory_30-5-2006_pg5_9

Different Colours of my Pakistan

 

Nice one read it without fail...

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and told.................. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee.."

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