Saturday, May 06, 2006
Passing the Exam ;)
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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7 comments:
You know Mansoor, there is a difference between crazy and stupid...
i think you are in better possition to answer this.....
:)
I like the way you think.
Hey Qaisar,
That is a really hilarious joke because you're insinuating that I am crazy--which to you means stupid.
Do you have a British accent? LOL.
/brad
p.s. I have a sexier mustache.
mansoor you are just crazy but i like brands mustache, more like from those old british movies about "Farangi Raaj (India as a British colony)" where the characters had these mustaches.
:)
Umar! You are right! Except I hate colonialism. And you guys know what--you're not like those wimp Hindus. Speaking of which, your leader Musharraf is awesome because he is a soldier and isn't afraid of death.
/Brad
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